i'll be the cat and you be the mouse.

12:04am: boooring bored!
and now, a livejournal game! (very time consuming and fun, please participate!)

The Rules
Step 1: Get your playlist together, put it on random, and play.
Step 2: Pick your favorite lines from the first 20-25 songs that play.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from.
Step 4: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly.


( and so the fun begins )

10:08am: (  now that i wrote all this, i just want to erase it. )

2:43am: i get along
a boy is coming to visit tomorrow, and he's going to see the blood brothers and my dirty nasty new pimple. yuck yuck yuck. i have no food here and my room is a wasteland, tonight we saw the libertines, i almost got in a fight
cause this bitch stepped on my foot really hard. she was one of those kids who jump up and down a lot and sing along so that no one around them can even hear anything from the band.
so i elbowed her so she would quit jumping on my feet and back off a little, but then she got mad and she was like "don't you elbow me, slut" and i was like "well don't step on my feet then" and then we yelled at eachother for a little bit, then her boyfriend intervened so there would be no cat fights, and after the song was over, he was like "if you don't want to get pushed, go in the back"
i wasn't the one complaining about pushing, or anything, i was just trying to move her scary ass over so she wouldn't jump on my fucking feet again. lame ho. i wish i could have fought her, she was a lot bigger than me though, i could totally take her even so. um the only thing i was worried about were my earrings, so i guess i'm sorta glad i didn't fight her. if i did, i would have taken off my earrings first and put them in my wallet. i could deal with some pulled hair or a black eye. and even if she could kick my ass, then too bad i guess i'd just be ass kicked.
i guess this isn't accurate at all, who knows.
drama. i should go to sleep soon so i can wake up to a very cute boyee. i think i'll take some benedryll or something.

10:21am: meow
Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band::
nirvana

Are you female or male::
about a girl

Describe yourself::
smells like teen spiirit

How do some people feel about you::
cocaine girl

How do you feel about yourself::
dumb

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend::
all apologies

Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend::
n/a

Describe where you want to be::
on a plain

Describe what you want to be::
floyd the barber

Describe how you live::
swap meet

Describe how you love::
in bloom

Share a few words of wisdom::
come as you are

1:52am: so apparently both of the two boys that i seriously like are coming to visit in the next two weekends. so i don't know. i hear both of them like me. we'll see. only one of them, i know, really likes me, he also happens to be one of my favourite friends' boyfriends's brother. if you are that friend and you read this, comment please, it's okay ifyou read this. i dunno. um yeah. that was weird. but like i know that this friend may have found this life journal and found out that it is mine, live journal is an addiction. i owe three cigarettes : 2 to ian and one to emily.

5:25pm: sexually frustrated teenagers
this morning i fooled around with someone for the first time in a long time in a sober state, i really didn't like it. i mean i guess i just didn't like being touched, i kept fake coughing and getting up to get water every time i felt uncomfortable. i started feeling less sick after a while though i guess. i like being around people.

i found a globe lamp in cp today, like this girl in a book had, but when i went back later to buy it, it was gone. que triste.

12:33am: untitled!@!!!!
theres this one song that is really cool and it reminds me of having sex. um vulgar vulgar vulgar skank! anyway. that one song, joan jett of arc, i think its by clem snide, my old roommate wanted to have sex to that song, but i want to have sex to red bowling ball ruth by the white stripes. it's really sexy and sweaty. ooh it would be with this boy who looks like me and who swings off of rope swings into creeks with his cigarette still in his mouth. i feel silly typing this. and gross. yeah, well. such is life.. silly and gross.!

10:57pm: there's no place like home!
( my new shoes! !! )
man oh man those shoes rule. i got them at target. i cant believe that i could fit into little kids shoes. some little kids must have huuuge feet. man wow. they rule. oh me oh my you'll see!!

1:51am: two day!
today i got the dvd of three ninjaz when i went to the wherehouse wit reed. that movie rulez. i put some cdz on my compeyooter tonite. my grandmamamagave me a lamp and a george foreman grill for my apartment, i move back on satureday yo. i mean sunday.
today was cool. i went to starfucks with graig. see comments of previous entry. dude i am getting tired. i should go sleep in my pile of blanquets. but i am having fun IMing.
i used to not like shaving my legs very much but now when i wear slips to bed i like shaving my legs very much. maybe it is because i am maturing!
hahahahahha i suck. !
i don't really have anything else to write about. today my dad came to my house and my mom was home and it was fucking terrible. you could hear my dad yelling from the street like a big fat baby. my parents cannot spend any time together ever. somehow they are still legally married. for the tax break. my dad is a dumb baby. he is also a testedura with a hot temper. he gets so pissed so fast. my mom is dumb too, but in the way that she just doesnt understand things that you tell her. but they're both nice to me mostly.

anyway, the reason i told that excruciating tale was because i had to escape and i went to the park to read and i went to a yardsale. i started vonnegut's cat's cradle. it has a nice poem in the second chapter.
unfortunately i don't have the book to reference, but i will post it when i find the book. the one line that i remember (because it repeated) was "nice, nice, very nice." i believe that's how it went. nice.

4:34pm: today i made 120 bucks, selling something that's not even mine.

3:26pm: things i've inherited from my parents
my mom's absentmindedness and incompetence, my dad's gross body.my dad's temper and addictive personality?

11:29am: brr
it's very freezing in my room! i think the weather is cooling off. i am way hungry. i hope my dad brings me something to eat when he comes at 12 00. he and i are going to pump the putrid water from below our house. it will be so fucking much fun.
this morning i woke up to my neighbor mowing his lawn and i thought it was a beatles song playing. wtf.

man oh man, man, today is 50% off of everything day at the salvation army. i'd better get my ass down there. i probably won't buy anything however, i probably won't even be a\ble to go. cause my dad is coming. oh well.

FUCK, MY LIFE IS TOTALLY FUCKED. FUCK.

i keed. i had a dream that i was being chased by les tigres? well tigers, really. and my friend alisha morphed into the nanny (fran drescher). also, i think that i was sitting in a stroller the whole time. so was this boy that wouldn't leave me alone, also i kept holding his hand. i couldn't help it, i was asleep and dreaming.
( get your glittering prizes her. actually this is personal informacion. jajaja )

9:31pm: i just watched a reality television show: amish in the city. i really like that show. i really hate extreme dating though, the "exes" are more jackasses than the daters sometimes. and everyone on the show is really dumb. i want an amish boyfriend.

today my brother and i went to browns valley school to play, hand ball. wall ball? any way, these little kids came up and asked us if they could play wall ball with us. we were flabberghasted. man oh man our flabberghastion was great. um anyway we ended up playing with tons of kids and also there was a little baby there named ju ju. me and him sat and i think he wanted to be a ninja.

anyway there was also a girl, i felt bad for her so i asked her if she wanted to play, so she played and she got really excited and loud while we played handball. then all the little kids wanted to play four square since there were so many people and so we did and one time me and her were in line and she told me a secret, "i have a boyfriend" and i was like "oh wow!" and then she was like "its travis, but don't tell anyone because those boys are his friends" and then she was like "and i'm almost starting my period." i don't know what she was implying, not at all. it just made me kinda sad though.

then me and greg crossed the road and went on the swings at the park and we lit a smoke bomb and a sparkeler and smoked some fags.

2:25am: language lesson!
( extremely vulgar !!! )

4:21pm: you ask me if i'm blue and i tell you that i'm happy just thinking about you.
i wish i had a picture of every old woman, before they got old, wrinkled, and thick. i think that would teach me a lot about life.

i just got home from a bikeride, home from the library. i spent like three hours there, reading a book. i finished missing angel juan. it is so hot.

i got a flat tire.

i want to wear a hummingbird around my neck. i learned in a book today that in mexico, if you wear a hummingbird around your neck, it means that you are looking for love.

11:31pm: sour veigh. you gotta choose cruz.
( don't read this. )

9:24pm: will chicks dig it>
eek eek.
today i met a new friend, it was nice and fun. we went on a bike ride then we listened to some soul records. his keedy was shy though. i still want a girl friend in napa though.
i'm going to start eating only fruit so that i taste better. i imagine that someone who eats fruit only tastes very good and not very gross like someone would taste if they only ate french fries or lard.

yestreday in san francisco greg and i bought some fireworks. we bought them in ching chang chinatown. man i love chinatown everywhere. in los angeles we bought baby turtles! in san francisco we bought sparkelers. how awesome.

man oh man theyre kind of cheapo. they burn kind of fast.

oh welll.

i am so happy to be in a certain boy's dreams, asking for a quiz on my driving test.

11:40pm: gross.
what is the fascination in putting your fingers in another person's mouth? the last two boys i've dated/made out with regularly have been all about this. i don't mind people putting their hands in my mouth. but i really can't imagine sticking my finger in some guy's mouth. but i think that i just realized maybe why and i can't believe it. and i am rather grossed out. i really hope it's not what i think.

10:58pm: man oh man today i ran away for like twenty minutes. it was cool. my mom said something mean to me and so i just grabbed my purse and rode my bike to the park and read about marion davies' life. very very interesting.

then i saw my brother driving so he picked me up and we went to mervyn's to buy him pants. i think we saw some hardcore kids outside of ben and jerry's . they were taking pictures of themselves in funny poses.

10:59pm: favourite
i looked through my myspace comments tonight and i decided on my favourites.
( i'm self absorbed )

7:41pm: deet deet

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You invite over...
They bring...
You talk about...
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6:35pm: i need a girlfriend in napa. i need to go get free birth control at planned parentood and i dont want to go by myself.thats what girls do. planned parenthood is a secret society of old ladies and whores who give out candies that let you have sex a lot and then not have babies. then i can have sex sex sex.hahahahhahaha.

worrying aout pregnancy is the sleaze.

tomorrow i am going to slow noma to go thrifting BY MY SELF!


hahahahahahah

12:43am: tonight i did some dxm. dextramorphine?

i also made out with a boy and almost had sex with him. i'm glad i didn't. maybe i should have. ive been doing kegels all summer. i told him to stop because i didnt want to have sex without a condom and i didnt want to bother him about it and i didnt want to have to get the morning after pill. i also didn't want any stds.= hmmmm
i wonder if it was all phony.

1:23am: three
dear livejournal,
i wish i were writing this to my real friends.

today i found a new thing to do. it is a one person thing to do. actually, finding one person things to do is fairly easy. i'm going to take my laptop to the library tomorrow to upload cd's onto it. that will be fun. it might be a pain in the ass though, too. i'll probably just read at the library and take my disc man with me so that i can listen to cd's. i'll also bring my library card so that i can check out three cd's. i guess i'll just check out the three that i listen to that are the best.

wow. the english language.

i wish i didn't pick a livejournal name with a cussword in it!
yesterday greg and i and matty cavy and georgie and julianne and nick went to see interpol. there were other notable bands that played too, but i frankly would not have gone had interpol not played.

it was fun although we had shitty seats, we found a press ticket on the ground and all used it so we could get into better spots. down with the man...

i can't wait to spend all of my time blowing bubbles.

today a boy that i met in southern california sent me a message on instant messenger. i realized that i suck at changing means of communication with people. one time i talked on the phone to a boy that i had previously talked with on the internet, and it did not go very well. let me tell you that my aim conversation tonight did not go well. i was so flabberghasted that i surrendered my online time to "sleep". instead i read breakfast at tiffany's. anyway. i really have a crush on this boy, i don't know him very well at all, but i like the things i have heard him say or write. he seems sweet and nice and full of love. he writes songs for all of his friends. gwow.

then i came on this screenname.

i suck big time.

love, chelsea

p.s. i love the all girl summer fun band.
i've gotta type some more things now so that i don't have to write le tigre - deceptacon as my current music.

breakfast at tiffany's the book seems to be a lot like the movie, so far, including the things that hollygolightly says.
goodnighty.

5:45am: i just got off the bus, i went to los anglees for a week. i stayed with emily and dax and i stayed with alisha and i became an alcoholic for a week. i think i am suffering from withdrawals now. i bought a really cute red dress. and i met a really cute and nice boy. and i hung out with ian's brother, i dunno about that, he is shy.

i've been up a long time. no one is home. just me.

me and lemily bought baby turtles yesterday in chinatown in l.a. we don't know what to name them. i hope they don't die.

i don't want to sleep in the bed i am supposed to sleep in tonight, it isnt soft and comfortable. it's scratchy.